From Simon & Schuster, the brash and funny autobiography of music legend Frank Zappa. "The Real Frank Zappa Book" tells his wild rock stories and bureaucratic confrontations. From Simon & Schuster, the brash and outrageously funny autobiography of music legend Frank ZappaThe Real Frank Zappa Bookis the real story of how he became the state of the art in weirdness, as only he can tell it: wild rock 'n' roll road stories, confrontations with bureaucratic idiocy, and more. ContentsIntroduction Book? What Book?1 How Weird Am I, Anyway?2 There Goes the Neighborhood3 An Alternative to College4 Are We Having a Good Time Yet?5 The Log Cabin6 Send In the Clowns7 Drool, Britannia8 All About Music9 A Chapter for My Dad10 The One You've Been Waiting For11 Sticks & Stones12 America Drinks and Goes Marching13 All About Schmucks14 Marriage (as a Dada Concept)15 "Porn Wars"16 Church and State17 Practical Conservatism18 Failure19 The Last Word